Call summary

Call summary:-
Boy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding…=)) =D

When womens love you

When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
But,
When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..

Coin joke

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."

100 dollar joke

 Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No, I was standing on it.

Mother and Daughter

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The mother says to her daughter,
"Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers,
"First day?
 Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

Busy Engineer

An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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Biggest Lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. 

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" 

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." 

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." 

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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